Rubber Chicken
Head
$14.99
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Rubber Chicken
$14.99
Welcome to the ultimate hub for premium, poultry-based psychological warfare! We specialize in delivering high-quality, comedic disruption straight to your target's door.
🐔 Choose Your Piece*, Choose Your Peace
- The Whole Bird: Deliver maximum impact with the full, unbridled glory of a complete rubber chicken.
- The Head Only: Send a stark, ominous message that says*, "I am watching you, and I am incredibly squeaky."
- The Butt: Keep it cheeky with the rear end, perfect for telling someone* exactly what you think of them.
🎯 How It Works
- Select component: Pick the exact anatomical section that matches your current level of pettiness.
- Anonymity guaranteed: We ship everything in a completely blank box to keep them guessing forever.
*Note: product does not ship with any type of actual message. Actual chicken pieces may vary.