{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"box-of-hair","title":"Box of hair","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"30\" data-end=\"227\"\u003eNothing says “What the heck is this?” quite like opening a box full of random hair. Our \u003cstrong data-start=\"118\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eBox of Hair\u003c\/strong\u003e prank is the perfect way to confuse, disgust, and completely puzzle your unsuspecting victim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eWhen they open the box, they’ll discover a pile of mysterious hair clippings inside — leaving them wondering who sent it, where it came from, and why someone thought mailing hair was a good idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eIt’s weird. It’s petty. 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